HELLO! Thanks for checking out THE JONES FIX! My name is Layne and my primary ambition in LIFE is to make you love your house. I truly believe that you have a unique and personal style, and it's my job to stalk it, catch it- and hang it on your wall. I always feel like most "about" pages are basically, "OMG, look at how narcissistic and humble and cool and totally fake I am!", and after reading them you never really feel like you have learned anything ABOUT the person. Other than where they live and how many pets they have. I want you to get a real sense of who I am, and if we are a good fit for each other -so I decided to let my clients, friends and family speak for me. I asked them to give me a couple sentences that describe me. Here is what came next.
"Layne provides the trust and laughs to take the sting out of spending money."
"Layne's sense of style is impeccable."
"Layne has fun clothes and always smells like Aveda."
"If you invite Layne into your home you will be told how to rearrange your furniture. If you did not ask, this may make you angry, until you do as your told and suddenly feel more at home than you ever have before."
"Layne does not suffer fools lightly. Or gladly."
"Layne has curly hair and also straight hair and it's brown but sometimes it's blue."
"Layne does not suffer fools. But fortunately she surrounds herself with plenty of people who do in order to balance that out."
“Layne has the ability to see the bigger picture. I learned to trust her and I am sooooo happy I did!”
"I lack vision. Layne has vision. I like Layne."
"Layne knows more words than you and will beat you at scrabble if given the chance."
"I hate it when people say “can I be honest with you?”. Luckily Layne doesn’t do that, she just is honest with you. And she finds a way to steer you away from making costly bad decisions. She often saved me from myself."
Wow. So I guess fools should be scared of me. I can live with that.
Also- I live in Chicago with my husband Mark and our 2 dogs and cat.
The Jones Fix
Motto: Your Home Is Your Head